Pooner

Someone who goons while on the toilet

I walked in the bathroom with a rush of diarrhea about to come out, the flood gates about to open. I rushed in the stall to find a Pooner gooning as he was shitting

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

ponderqueue

A list of things that one needs or wants to contemplate, but is busy currently thinking about other things.

I can tell you're busy thinking, but I want you to think on this. Can I add it to your ponderqueue?

by Spaghettisalad March 6, 2024

podder

A person who acts tough and like they are from the hood, when in reality they live in a nice house with loving parents

These podders are so corny tryna act all tuff

by BLU. Yeck March 6, 2024

Pooner

Someone who seduces women in quantity, more of a Don Juan as opposed to a casanova.

Man that pooner sure is a net fisherman! He isn't throwing anything back!

by rabidchia April 19, 2024

ponder producing predicament

an adjective used to describe when you think a question is hard, or confusing. this could be used anywhere.

"What a ponder producing predicament, mr/mrs insert random teacher name here!"
"quite a ponder producing predicament, you dont say?"

by realskibiditoilet January 1, 2025

ponder

to ponder means to pose with your hand resting on the side on your head in a “C” shape, to look as though you are deep in thought or in other words, pondering.

the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.

it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.

pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout

huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her

huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work

huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try…

girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*

huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now

girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout

by proponderingprincess April 13, 2025

ponderous

a word to describe something that really makes you Ponder, like a magic fellow pondering in their crystal orb; pondering about the machinations that caused their crystal orb to manifest to them in specific, or the plots and schemes of that dark lord all the way in Theradruin, or perhaps something as mundane as what to consume for dinner!

rumpliniumhebbleflops78: have you ever realised that breakfast is called breakfast, because if you were fasting, then your fast would be broken with the first meal of the day, which we now call breakfast?

bigbridgebuilding96024: that’s pretty ponderous rumpliniumhebbleflops78, but you still need to

by jimothy patrickson February 15, 2026