Pintado

A person who makes jokes right on the spot relevant to the conversation at hand. Able to keep morale up by putting them self's down. Typically funny but also a realist.

Pintado: Everyone is great at running, besides me. *Laughs at self*
Everyone else: *laughs along*

by YagaClan March 24, 2019

de oom van pietar

one of the two wordheyse's/word

has to watch the dangers of his nutsack hanging out of his boxers!

look out, he're comes de oom van pietar with his wordfrench hamburgar/word!!!

by vark April 6, 2003

pulling pigtails

something that may lead to intense sexual pleasure

after i figured out that she was just pulling my pigtails i made sweet sweet love to her causing her pleasrue beyond any that she had felt before, because i am so skilled and awesome!

by boris! August 14, 2003

pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

by craigahman December 9, 2008

pitashit

It's having a PITA while you're in the shit.

This is hard to explain but it's like when you have a problem and someone is still talking to you and you cannot ignore him! It's a pitashit!

by Arvendor August 21, 2007

Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

pittal

the richest man on the planet who loves apples and is indian. he uses spoons to make braces and flashes his cash everywhere with his outcast wife shela. he is god and must be worshipped by all.

pittal origionally meaning; a gorgeous man who's a stuck up millionare.

i worship the pittal
shela braces apple millionare outcast

by mrpittal October 4, 2011