You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

nity pitys

when you have smelly armpits

“John you have nity pitys

by deez nuts are good September 10, 2022

pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017

Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.

"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."

by AB1991 February 20, 2022

pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.

“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”

by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020