pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

pielie

A word used by Afrikaans people which they think means penis (piel) but is actually the term for a small goose.

Kyk hoe stap die pielie daar.

by Hanz555 November 9, 2017

piel en poes movies

Afrikaans for watching porn. Literally translates to dick and vagina movies

We gonna jerk off and watch piel en poes movies.

by Poepholl Pilot February 15, 2019

Pigeon Eye

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.

by Qlgib April 18, 2019

pigeon stompers

an expresssion for a pair of bulky shoes
normally those ugly fila things or air max 95s

"look at her shoes"
"err they're pure pigeon stompers"

by TopShaggerGeorge July 23, 2019