Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb

After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features

by hqrsie October 17, 2009

Phantom Beak

Phantom beak can be used for telling someone that there beak or there attempt at making fun at you is weak.

"I know what you are, but what am I". - Phantom Beak

by iBellix November 3, 2010

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Phantom-puke

The art of puking up on a dancefloor/at an outdoor rave without either breaking the flow of your dance moves or being caught!

Oooooh, Milly just did a Phantom-puke... didn't even see it come out!!!

by Disco-Dave July 12, 2011

phantom riffled

phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep

bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled

bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"

by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011

phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

Phantomssed

To be obssessed with The Phantom of the Opera.

Alex is so Phantomssed. She never puts down that book!

by LizardBreath November 9, 2012