"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"
The Genius, Stephen Colbert.
Seeing as it is pencils down?
Border Security
The Genius, Stephen Colbert.
Seeing as it is pencils down?
Border Security
by JadedMaple August 10, 2006

by Fuzzyeggle July 13, 2017

by Bill Kennedy October 24, 2007

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.
by authOOr June 27, 2006

by JSJB July 10, 2016

The people that you lend a pencil and they say "Ill give it back to you at the end of class", and they never do. (those bitches)
"Pencil whore: Hey can i borrow a pencil?" You:Sure. Pencil whore: Thanks! ill give it back to you after class! -Pencil whore walks out of class with your pencil- You: These pencil whores aint loyal
by Look at those pencil whores! July 24, 2016

by YoungBlood<69>_- March 21, 2017
