Pooljock

An unusually large vagina opening, resembling that of a pool table pocket.

"I wannna stick my cock in Robin's pooljock!"

by Two Dogs January 15, 2008

Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.

The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!

by 331113 March 3, 2011

Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.

Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.

by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

Play Pool

To "knock" around an eight ball of cocaine. Used as slang for buying an Eight Ball.

Want to play pool with that one white girl?

by Jpizzi75 January 11, 2009

He filled up her pool

when a male ejaculates onto a females stomach and fills up her belly button.

Dude, last night him and his girl got it on, and he filled up her pool.

by Linny_AbAbY March 18, 2011

Playing Pocket Pool

when someone puts their hand in a guys pocket and plays with their cock

i put my hand in jonny's pocket and played with his POOL STICK

by DeLiCiOuS January 3, 2004

Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 13, 2004