when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline
man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved
by hank the cranker August 24, 2009
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Parris got a big ass dick
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The only woman to have the most reminiscent facial expressions during any photo shoot, and to not deserve her name capitalized. Her face is that of a manequins, forever frozen in time. She lacks personality, manners, respect, personality, a personality, and a personality. She lacks persona: The kind of thing that makes a human being descent to deal with by every hard working american and any other human being of good nature around the world. People like her give a terrorist a reason to terrorize america in any way, whether it be trench coat flashing, bombing themselves to hell, or flying a plane into a building(All respect goes to the families ***Peice***)
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
paris hilton + definition = Nuff Said.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.
by The Red Wolf June 11, 2006
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as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
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as Paris Hilton is to Super virus caused by having sex with dudes on couches
-Conan
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