Stat padder

Virat kohli is called stat padder.. because he accumulates runs by playing slowly even in t20s

Don't stat padder rey

by Cunning mabbu November 5, 2020

San Diego Padres

The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.

Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!

Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?

by grovemeister June 24, 2008

Pandeling

When your friend is a fucking dumbass and doesn't know what is going on.
They are very highly intelligent and send very unfunny memes.

Pandelings also have a huge hentai addiction
Don't do a pandeling

"You're a fucking pandeling "
"Can you stop pandeling?"

by Pandeliisadumbass April 27, 2020

Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

by choad al amode November 21, 2020

pandemic

someone who is ether pansexual and demiromantic or someone who is demiromantic and pansexual

David: hay Jacob why aren't Kat and Emily going out. I thought Kat was a gay.
Jacob: na she is just a pandemic.

by Invite Sprite September 14, 2019

PacDeath

Cross between 3 dog hairs and a mailbox

One time I saw a PacDeath and it ate my legs

by Name August 21, 2003

Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022