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jiz monkey

a person who when is jerkin his gerkin, acts and sound like a monkey.
Woh man u look a like a total jiz monkey when wakin ur walrus
by meowpoop April 21, 2007
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leaf monkey

Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.
Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"
by leafmonkea March 22, 2019
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bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.
Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?
by superpooper69 March 5, 2009
mugGet the bunk monkeymug.

monkey explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(
by I read dictionaries December 9, 2021
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Arctic Monkeys

A indie rock band, known for their 2013 album AM, & songs like “Do I wanna know? & “Why’d you only call me when your high?”

a great band you should really listen to ;)
person 1: hey! whatcu listening to?
person 2: a cool little rock band called Arctic Monkeys, you should give them a listen!
person 1: i may have heard of them before, arent one of their songs “do i wanna know?”
person 2: yeah! but they have some other great hits also!!
by morganxadams February 20, 2020
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Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.
Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?
by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010
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Monkey

My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)
oMG £ooK @ 7H4t 1337 M0nK3y!!
by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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