nerf

Cross between a waif and a nerd. Totally sexy.

When Kati puts her glasses on, she's a total nerf. I would love to make nerf babies with her.

by bumdharma July 30, 2013

nerf

The state of being so frustrated by ineptitude in the office that one wishes to stuff a nerf football down the offender's throat to end the frustration.

God DAMN it! My boss has no idea what this project is all about, I just feel so damn....nerf!

by thecorsair June 11, 2009

nerf

verb: used in the off road community. to bump, or tap another vehicle. can also be used sexually.

"haha, i just nerfed the bumper on your truck brah"

dude 1: "remember that chick Ashley from that party last night?"
dude 2: "The one with the big tits?"
dude 3: "yahh, I nerfed her with my dick...or cock!"

by tacofab November 22, 2009

Dutty Nerf

Someone who DOESNT know what a 'Dutty Nerf' is.

Frankie: Your a dutty nerf
Tom: Whats a dutty nerf?
Frankie: Someone who doesnt know what a dutty nerf is.
Tom: But now i know what it is
Frankie: yes, and now your not a dutty nerf.
Tom: but mike is a dutty nerf?
Frankie: yes, mike is a dutty nerf.

by FrazyMay69 March 25, 2011

nerus

The definitive epitome of extreme homoxesuality.

"Ya that guy's a nerus"

by nerus February 9, 2004

Narfulate

To go crazy because of extreme stress,and feel like your stomach is going to fall out of your vagina.

Ugh! I'm so narfulated right now. Finals are next week!

by Clamshell June 24, 2006

nerbult

Short for "nerf" and "bullet". Also acceptable as a reference to a nerf dart.

That fucking nerbult gave me a headache.

I hit Travis with a nerbult when he wasn't looking.

by jasoninalbany May 30, 2008