Mousing

To sneakily touch someone from behind to get them aroused.

Yo im gunna be mousing this girl later tonight.

by WeedMaster4444222000 August 04, 2011

Mouse tail

When smoking cannabis and one person throws an entire nug in for a pack. because the nug is still attached to the stem, the stem will stick out the bowl, resembling a mouse tail. To some, it results in a better all around hit or a total and complete waste.

"Yo man is it my turn to pack?"
"Yeah bro, just mouse tail it, throw in the whole nug"


"Check out that mousetail"

by mikeamil July 18, 2008

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Mouse Monkey

A person who repairs computers for a living.

Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.

by TJ's Mama February 19, 2009

wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld September 23, 2008

mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

by george pooney April 03, 2008

Mouse House

local slang term for the Disney World Resort in Orlando.

Damn I gotta go home and get some sleep. I got to go to work at the Mouse House tomorrow!

by Yostiemonster February 01, 2006