A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.
>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..
>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.
>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!
>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...
>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.
>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!
>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...
by MOOB KING September 20, 2009
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The moozxscum burnt our poppy. The moozxscum wants us to build them a footbath. The moozxscum wants to hide behind a flippin mask called a niqib.
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Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.
***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.
***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".
SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):
Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!
Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*
SITUATION #2:
Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?
Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!
Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!
Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*
SITUATION #2:
Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?
Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!
Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...
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A couple are:
1.Herpes, the sexually transmitted disease nicknamed 'Moogz'.
2.A patch of greasy hair growing out of a strange place on the Human body.
A couple are:
1.Herpes, the sexually transmitted disease nicknamed 'Moogz'.
2.A patch of greasy hair growing out of a strange place on the Human body.
1. Shayne... That chick I was with last night gave me the Moogz...
2. OH MANNN! I've got some Moogz growing at the bottom of my sack!
2. OH MANNN! I've got some Moogz growing at the bottom of my sack!
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