Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

manjamas

Pajamas, with full arm and leg sleeves, as worn by an adult male.

She was surprised when I exited the bathroom wearing my manjamas for bed.

by Master(er) December 2, 2007

Manjam

When a man wearing spandex riding a bicycle's penis and testicles are jammed so tightly together it looks like a lump.

"Bro, did you see the manjam on that guy?"

"Yeah, it looked like a camel toe and a moose knuckle tied into one!"

by Sage Von Deth September 21, 2011

Monaca

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. Her magnificent and rare beauty may be her weakest point. She is also the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.

It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Monica was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.

If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.

Monaca: The name of the most beautiful, most powerful person alive.

by rrrabbit1 June 13, 2018

Monaco

a place where all the billionaires are too scared to go outside because there are too many millionaires walking around.

“you’ve never been to Monaco?”
“dude, i’m broke.”
“oh yeah, same.”

by jessepinkmansleftnut September 14, 2019

Mojang Support

A tumor slowly growing within Mojang Studios and an absolute disgrace to the gaming industry as a whole. Those who work at Mojang Support are stupid idiots not capable of anything and are just there to receive money from Mojang for doing little to no work. The response time is unacceptable, often lasting for months, and you are very likely to have your ticket ignored and silently closed in the process. If you do get a response, you will usually be assigned to a trash support rep that will pretend not to understand your issue and provide useless canned responses instead. Due to their incompetence and lack of ability to read and understand an email, it is impossible to reason or argue with any of them and they might just close the ticket as resolved. These people also like to use pseudonyms to refer to themselves as they don't have the balls to use their actual name in the ticket. I wonder why...

Please share this page with as many people as you can. The Minecraft community deserves to know that the product they are paying for comes with no customer support!

Player 1: I just contacted Mojang Support. When will I hear back from them?
Player 2: Mojang Support? You are more likely to hear back from Santa Claus instead!
Player 3: Fuck Mojang Support! Their whole crew can suck my dick!

by 14142 March 29, 2021

Mojave

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008