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Turd Monger 

A Turd Monger is a member of the human species that relies on the lowest common denominator known to humanity, the 'Turd' for survival.

The Turd Monger proceeds to hypothesise that other people will barter\trade\sell\purchase his Turds. He namely defines himself as a mongerer. Yes a mongerer of Turds.

It is commonly believed that the first known Turd Mongerer was Judas Iscariot a follower of the christ that was mislead through his personal hypothesis on the value of his own Turds, based on these ground the Messiah was forced to oust him from possession within the heavenly kingdom.
1. Andrew was mongered for a turd and now he is the chief Turd mongerer for the west coast BBD posse!

2. Yo are you trying to monger me a Turd Fool?

3. Don't talk about my mother that was fool!
Turd Monger by Brown Edition August 12, 2007
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Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
Jizz monger by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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Ass monger 

Someone who mongs for ass
Nickopo became an Ass monger on 90/1/03
Ass monger by Ikarasu September 1, 2003

Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!
Queer Monger by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
Someone or something that is so gross looking that only a mother could love a face like that.
Steve: "dude, Brittney Spears looks so hot since she got her head shaved"
Brad: "that shit is so menged"
Menged by youmengedbastard July 25, 2011
Being forced into celibacy against your will by lack of willing partners.
I been tryna get some quality virgin taint since the fuckin ice age but all of the bitches here monked me. LOVE
Monked by YoureGonnaKnowMe September 24, 2017

crust monger 

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!
"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"
crust monger by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006