dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.

After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.

by sour something January 27, 2014

iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

Young Machew

Matt's alter ego. Eats sharks. Wants to be a salamander demoy. Lives far away from the homeland

Young Machew handed in his paper late.

by Ouagadougou May 1, 2019

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

den Saarländer machen

sich vom jemanden Geld leihen und es nie zurück zahlen

A.: "Kannst du mir 2,50€ leihen ich gebe sie dir am Sonntag"

C.:"du willst aber nicht den Saarländer machen ?"

by der Fick3r tm December 5, 2017

Den Zagir machen

Sich auf dem Klo vor der Arbeit drücken

- was machst du auf der Arbeit wenn du keine Lust mehr hast?

+ den zagir machen

by Senananananana August 7, 2020

Tee feddich machen

A german sentence refering to a very chunky laugh causing your vocal cords to whistle and only air bursting out of your lungs thus resulting "finishing" the tea.

"Was machstn hier für ein tee feddich?"
"Deine Lache klingt als ob du dir gerade einen tee feddich machst!"
"Mit deiner lache kannst du auch einen Tee feddich machen"

by Fumll July 30, 2021