mercedes

In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.

Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!

by Deutschland May 31, 2006

Commando/Mercenary Treatment

When a group of developers ignore the complaints of a class in an mmo until the players of said class reroll, quit or just become too tired to complain. Thus solving the root cause of said complaints. This is followed up by the developers patting each other's backs and congratulating each other on a job well done.

1. Bioware is really putting powertechs through the commando/mercenary treatment. Each patch powertech's think their class can not get worse, when it does.

2. If the RNG gods align, we can be one shot by a Boss mechanic, and there is nothing we can do. Us assassin tanks are getting the Commando/Mercenary treatment.

3. Because of Bioware's consistent use of the commando/mercenary treatment one will find a lack of commandos and mercenaries queing for the 4 v 4 ranked arenas.

by Mathrim Cauthon August 25, 2013

Mercader

A contract killer dispatched to assassinate a double agent who betrayed spies.
Derives from Ramon Mercader, the KGB-hired Spanish communist who was sent to kill Leon Trotsky with an icepick in Mexico in 1940.

A Mercader has already been sent after him.

by KosherNostra November 16, 2010

Mercedes-Benz S-Class

The Mercedes-Benz S-Class is iconic. It is the blueprint for all other luxury sedans, a technological tour de force, and has been the undisputed queen of the segment since it was officially introduced in the 1970s. What do Prince William, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kim Jong-Un have in common? They've all been chauffeured around in the S-class at some point. S-classes can be found on nearly every street corner in cities like New York, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Paris, and they make up a good portion of the $100K+ market in the US along with other status-mobiles like the Land Rover Range Rover and Tesla Model S (ew.)

Everyone from businessmen to heads of state wants an S-class. Even with Rolls-Royce, Maserati, Bentley and Porsche making far more expensive sedans, the S is still taken seriously and wouldn't look out of place parked in front of a royal palace. Quite simply one of, if not the best cars ever made. Every car wishes it could be an S-class when it grows up.

I want nothing more than to listen to some Frank Sinatra in the back of a Mercedes-Benz S-Class in NYC right now.
When I landed in Paris, I was picked up in a Mercedes-Benz S-Class. Take that, peasant.
Diana has both a Range Rover and an S-Class. I love her.

by henry1272838442 September 23, 2022

Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.

"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"

by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016

handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

by von groovy September 15, 2019