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misty mailman

to receive a blowjob and after you cum in her mouth she spits the cum into your butthole (delivering the cum package) and continues to give you a rimjob. while shes rimming you, you fart and thus mist the cum onto her face
When Kara got back from class she said she was having breathing problems so i gave her a misty mailman to help her out.
by Calhoun Hall March 15, 2008
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misty

A super hot babe with perfectly perky Benjamins.
Damn, look at those Benjamins on that Misty!
by yksbud September 15, 2014
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Misty

Adjective;
1. Obscure; vague
2. Type of weather consisting of, or marked by mist
3. Full of tenderness and emotion.
4. Funny, reliable woman, who can be bitchy at times, but is still lovable in the long run.
5. Commonly a strippers name
1. "The future is misty to me,"

2. "It's very misty outside,"

3. "I'm getting all misty eyed,"

4. Misty: "I'm awesome,"
Boy: "Misty, you are something..."
Misty: "Awesome :D"

5. "On the pole to your right...Misty
Rain"
by Elizabeth Russel January 28, 2009
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mitt

Unit of currency equal to $10,000
I bet you a mitt that Obama won't win the election
by loptky June 23, 2013
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Misty Copeland

A beautiful and inspirational dancer with freakishly toned legs. She is a soloist in ABT and is famous for being a beautiful black ballerina no matter what people think. she is also featured on an under armor commercial that got quite famous.
Me: Misty Copeland is a beautiful dancer
U: yeah, I know
Me: did u see her on that under armor commercial?
U: yeah, it was soooo inspirational!!!
by definitionpetiton girl February 23, 2015
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Mitt

Female genitalia, particulary genitalia on an attractive female body.
Went to Trappers last night with Ryan and Jer and no kidding, we were knee deep in Mitt!

So Daryl, how was she man?
Let me tell ya buddy, she had a Mitt like velvet!
by nothingbuttrouble May 24, 2005
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Mitt Ramen Noodles

A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Kid: why?
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.
by MidnyteJ November 6, 2012
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