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Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021
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Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain
Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…
by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023
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Mitch Milani

A Patriots fan that never gives reasonable takes. From Edelman HOF to Mac Jones>Trevor Lawrence, this legendary clown says it all.
Hey, that was a very Mitch Milani take
by TheOnlyBengalsFan May 30, 2021
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Mitch

The name given to a true gentlemen. He has good values and is very considerate. He has a gentle soul but when provoked will tear your face apart. Do not underestimate him as he will pull a Liam Neeson on you.
His such a true Mitch of a guy.
by Moby786 November 23, 2021
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mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."
I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."
by mike87111 November 10, 2012
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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