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ming chow

Commonly used in the following way:
"What the ming chow is that?"

'ming chow' is the perfect substitute for 'fuck', as in the phrase: "What the fuck?" - if you wish to ever so politely inquire about something that has you absolutely baffled.
"What the ming chow have you done to my computer?" or "What the ming chow kind of beverage is that?"
by bibischka February 15, 2018
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monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face
hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent
by biggertom October 9, 2009
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Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.
by d3@N November 7, 2010
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Trench Minge

When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench
No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.

She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge
by Lord of all Trench Minge July 12, 2011
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Minge

Term used between bro's to signify that one will return in a jiffy.
Catch you in a minge mate
by crimsonking July 25, 2012
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Rave Minge

When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).
Jesus Torie, is that your rave minge i can smell!!??
by Shooey February 19, 2009
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minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action
the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge
by Paddy101 June 11, 2006
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