mindoosky

The way awesomely epic people pronounce mountain dew

Ammon: Man, i peed like 50 times last night.
Evan: Dude, you must have drank like a goliathan amount of mindoosky.

by Anvex January 20, 2011

mindbortion

Noun. The removal of a mind baby that was concieved as a result of being mind fucked.

Paul: I had this dream that I was you, and you were me, but we were in a parallel universe in the dream which was actually this TV show where I was a girl and you were a boy but we were still eachother but we were actually asleep.

Mary: I think I am being mind fucked, please stop. My mind condom is breaking.

Paul: Would you like a mindbortion?

by heehehe!!! July 28, 2011

Minor League Gaming

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.

Minor League Gaming rules.

by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016

Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017

minority senses

a sixth sense white people dont seem to have

"Oooh a dark room with sketchy noises... let's go in!" Said Chad

"My minority senses are tingling; gotta go" said Juan while running away

by lpwarrior July 25, 2017

minor depression

Having slow and growing depression

Hey man I think I have minor depression.

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee_69 April 19, 2018

Mindray

A device used to alter thoughts and lower intelligence. This futuristic technology acts as a lobotomy, reducing your ability to function like a normal person in society. Side effects of the Mindray include anger, stunted height, aka dwarfism, inflated sense of oneself. The Mindray reduces the ability to listen therefore the mind shrinks to the size of a dirty pebble.

My Mindray is a great gift! We use the Mindray at parties while smoking our bong to get the added loss of brain cells.

by Medical Device Expert March 6, 2020