millenial mullett

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

by stewlala April 15, 2009

millennial suite

Additional living space over a garage or in the basement consisting of its own entrance, bedroom, bathroom and living space. Common space, such as laundry rooms and kitchen, are usually allowed. The living space is generally anywhere from 300 to 700 square feet and is occupied by a person or family member born in the 1980s or 1990s.

Renting out my millennial suite sure helps pay for my mortgage and taxes.

by devipergts February 14, 2017

Millennial Seal

A millennial social justice warrior who has infiltrated one of the most elite combat units in the modern world, the US Navy Seals. Demanding inclusion via lowering of standards in the name of "equality" the Millennial Seal has no understanding of combat and thus easily gets triggered when under such circumstances. When real Seals perform their jobs and usually also pulling the weight of a MS (Millennial Seal) said MS will cry foul and claim their team mate has now committed war crimes. Thus creating a nightmare for the real Seal to have to deal with, while the MS sits smugly behind the scenes knowing their social justice warrior ways were acknowledged.

Pat the Millennial Seal was so triggered that his US Navy Seal team mate Chris didn't alarm and then wait for the enemy combatant to pull their gun and get the first shot in, that he told the media Chris committed vile war crimes.

by Dogler February 6, 2019

Millennitard

The ignorant and arrogant generation of the human race born towards the end of the 1980s up to the early 2000s. They blame everything on the previous generation, they think they are amazing at everything, they think "the man" is the reason for their economic disparity. They are the anthesis of "free-thinking," they make copies of original works of art and then claim they've done it better than the original. They have no grasp on recent or distant history so they are condemned to make the same mistakes as previous generations.

I just saw two millennitards wearing onesie animal suits butchering Crowded House's Don't Dream It's Over.

by AngryOldeYoungOne May 30, 2015

Millennialism

A succinct lack of the ability on any person's part to accept responsibility for, find value in or work with any person, place, thing, thought, feeling or circumstance that is not handed to them in an exacting manner to meet their, and only their, specific whim - fancy and/or idiocracy.

All the protesters in the streets losing minds because their candidate lost a fair and lawful election were suffering from their own self imposed millennialism.

by axeman0115 November 17, 2016

Millennium Falcon

The act of giving a female a shocker using the thumb and index finger for the vagina and the pinky finger for the anus.

My girlfriend wanted to play around so I flew in the millennium falcon while her parents were gone.

by V November 15, 2004

Millennium Falcon

Tossing someone's salad who it totally obsessed with Billie Dee Williams while drinking a Colt 45.

We were watching Star Wars and then all of the sudden she gave me the Millennium Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004