Running naked behind the person you intend to make love to while attempting to penetrate their available orifice with your penis. Also known as a hot refuel.
by Schnappy pappy February 05, 2011
Frankie:(walks to a group of friends)Hey,man you guys are tall.I always feel short around guys.
Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual
Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis
Ryan: Yea you do look a little shorter than usual
Shaun:You do look pretty short.Im sure you are just having a mid-height crisis
by Shaun Cox August 22, 2007
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
by AMNlinkinparkfan115 November 23, 2010
Basically a mid-life crisis in your teenage years. Thinking about what you're going to do with your life, and where you're going to go from where you are.
When Sally had her mid-youth crisis, she started freaking out about which college she wanted to go to, and which career path to persue.
by WhatsAWeed July 07, 2016
When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.
by chris122790 May 07, 2007
The designer Harley-Davidson style motorbike ridden by 40-something Yuppies to prove they're still "Rebels"
Think Tim "The tool man" Taylor and co in "Wild Hogs" riding a
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
mid-life cricycle with his buddies at the weekend.
by cringeworthy March 01, 2009
Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.
"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."
by Trogdaft June 04, 2009