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Mid-loaf crisis

Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet paper or a policeman approaching the shop doorway.
I was relaxing on the toilet the other day when I had a Mid-loaf crisis. I discovered that the sport section was missing out of my morning paper.
Mid-loaf crisis by vizman June 11, 2009
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mid-weekend 

The middle of the work week that feels like the weekend because you're staying out late and partying whether you're employed or, more likely, unemployed
Girl was blowing up my phone to hang out because it was the mid-weekend and she didn't have to work tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that...
mid-weekend by funemployment March 8, 2010
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Mid-fellaisché

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Luis asked me mid-fellaisché, "is my cock more of a hamburger or a hot dog?"
Mid-fellaisché by DoorsofPerception September 6, 2014
an online video advertisement that plays in the middle of a video that has been selected for viewing.
If the video is longer than 10 minutes it will have a mid-roll
Mid-roll by NateblovesUD July 27, 2018

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.
Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

Mid Laner Syndrome 

The MLS (Mid Laner Syndrome) is a trait apparent in mid laner mains in the game of League of Legends.

It is when the said mid laner thinks he is so important that he is going to go take the farm of every other lane, take every kill and even steal blue buffs.
Lethal Guimond took my blue, he clearly has the Mid Laner Syndrome.
Mid Laner Syndrome by Slummzy July 30, 2020

Mid-2010s 

Mid-2010s are from years 2014-2016
Anyone born in 2014, 2015 and 2016 are born in the mid-2010s
Mid-2010s by comeovertodie June 19, 2022