Mexican Orchestra

The sound created by several workers lawnmowing, weed-whacking leafblowing and/or doing simple construction such as hammering or sawing.

My cracker ass tried to sleep-in a couple hours today but that damn mexican orchestra across the street was just too damn loud.

by markg May 9, 2006

Mexican-American

A person of Mexican descent born and raised in the United States of America.

More Mexican-Americans voted for President in the 2004 election than in the year 2000.

by Paco March 16, 2005

Mexican Mudslide

The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.

1. Jocelyn left her drink unattended and Joshua gave it a Mexican Mudslide.

2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!

by JCheyLovesTheRedSox August 17, 2009

Mexican Spaceship

What some workers on a jobsite call the portable toilets (Port-a-Lav, Port-a-John, PortaPotty or what ever company name they go by in your region)

Overheard on a jobsite...Hey, look at those guys coming out of the Mexican Spaceship with their hard hat on...they look like astronauts of some sort...besides, who wears a hard hat to the toilet anyway?

by G.Industries June 18, 2006

Mexican Squeeze

Grabbing the male genitalia and squeezing it with all your might in a downward twisting motion. Intended to inflict pain to your close friends.

Jared gave Austin a Mexican squeeze.

by Thepastybros September 17, 2018

Mexican Blackbird

A Mexican prostitute of Hispanic and African descent.

Go find a Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home.

The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.

by GemiD1313 May 21, 2011

mexican horseshoe

A super crazy sexual position only done south of the border. Involves three prostitutes, four bottles of corn syrup, a sack of flour, a size 7/8 socket wrench, a pound of ground cinnamon, and a donkey with a ski mask.

Man! I had the best night! Totally got me a Mexican horseshoe in Mexico City! Shoot yeah the herpes are working!

by It burns when i pee April 16, 2010