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Manager

The person a Karen turns to in order to get free items. While the Karen's have an annoying battle cry, the manager has the ultimate defence.

They look at the security footage.
"Fucking Karen's, I'm the manager , not a complaint box"
by The annihalotor July 15, 2020
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manage-ize

people tryna boss you around with your permission
quit tryna manage-ize everything i do
by xoxo._. January 20, 2022
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ManageBac

ManageBac is a dogshit app and website used by the shithole of a school called greenfield international school.
it doesn't work half the time because of the absolutely appallingly bad servers. Why is it so bad? because fuck you.
hey the assessment is on managebac.

managebac id rather kill my self than use that shit.
by averageGISshmuck March 21, 2022
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fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.
Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!
by S. Girard March 20, 2008
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e-manage

when a guy maintains and manages a relationship with a girl through texting/social networking in order to keep her on good terms in case he wants to hangout/hookup again. This is usually done by periodical text messages that are short and somewhat flirty. Can also be done by photo likes on instagram, favorites on twitter, etc.
After she met him at a party, he periodically texted her, however never tried to move things forward. She never knew he was simply e-manage-ing her.
by laura palmer March 20, 2014
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crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.
Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.
by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015
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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
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