Left and right

To have sex with someone, but wildly.

Brad: Damn bro, I just wanna fuck her left and right.

Ken: I feel you man.

by OfficialSecret January 16, 2018

Left Breast

The Prefered Direction Of Bosom.

Left Breast Please.

Mummas Left Breast ?

Right Breast Silicone.
Left Breast Natural?
I DONT CARE IF ITS A DOUBLE D, BRING ON LEFT BREAST !

by ProperPineapple February 23, 2008

Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).

Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.

by Ovamp July 13, 2009

Left on scene

To ditch or air someone; to not show up at a scheduled place; to leave someone behind; to lodge someone, usually when agreeing to meet somewhere

1. I was going to go on a date with Amy at the Odeon but she left me on scene
2. Mike said he'd go to Hannah's party with me but I got left on scene

by BedderDedder December 20, 2014

left hand path

1. In eastern mysticism, any spiritual path embodying the principle of yin; characterised by passivity, and reaching enlightenment by flowing according to one's inner nature, the opposite being right hand path. In the original Indian doctrines, it was called Vamachara.

2. In the modern western re-interpretation, any spiritual path which pursues worldly goals and pleasures as opposed to the spiritual.

1. In walking the left hand path, one takes the path of least resistance to achieve goals.

2. A student of the left hand path in the West may perform rites for money or sex.

by IntestinePoet July 5, 2007

left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.

"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"

by Elektra May 6, 2006

Left Turn Only Circuit

NASCAR auto racing, in reference to oval track.

Tony is the points leader in the left turn only circuit.

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005