louser

a louser (think houser but with a L) is someone who spends free time doing fuck all. this someone or someones could be doing Something, but that something is actually a meangless waste of time. the someone in question, has no life, no hobbies that matter and is hardly ever productive. lousers may think they help, just by being in the room, but in fact they do not.

nana what are you doing?
playing free cell.
tata what are you doing?
playing solitaire.
jeez! you guys are fucking lousers!

by tassh March 20, 2008

lasers

Where we'd be if we did'nt have gun powder.

Cory: And where would we be if the Chinese had'nt invented gunpowder?

Jamie: Lasers...

by vietnam 68 June 28, 2007

laserpen0r

pen0r means penis. laser refers too a light saber from the starwars movies. laserpen0r is often used by males of the animal species called gamers. it is used in fights to prove who is the strongest and will get the most atention from the very rare female species.

bow for the force of my laserpen0r n00b3h!

by blade112 April 24, 2006

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Laserdisc

An ancient and absurd technology which forced humans to purchase excessively large disks which held movies for viewing on an excessively large device for a brief period of time. Hipsters now find these large discs trendy and accumulate them to host "Laserdisc'ing parties" where they gather, drink PBR's, and watch movies such as The Notebook.

Dude, lets hit that totally hipster awesome Laserdisc party - Random Hipster DB.

by RandomHDB August 31, 2011

lause

(1) a lazy, selfish person whose always trying to get over on someone else and make a dollar.
(2) generally an out of shape flabby drug addict who never has drugs.

I had to hang out with a lause today who smoked half my pack of cigerattes and drank all my soda then asked me to borrow some money.

by MY-ler November 8, 2010