Skip to main content

mewtons knuckle

When you're wearing a thong, and your balls are so saggy that each ball falls onto both sides of the thong creating newton ball like balls, and you have someone put their tongue in between both balls, and swing the balls together like newton balls. :)
i'm going to Mewtons Knuckle you so hard your taste buds will never work the same.
by Throbin Hood June 13, 2016
mugGet the mewtons knuckle mug.

Jack Knuckles

A chronic, habitual masturbator. Someone who is always giving himself a tug. Typically addicted to porn, stalks Facebook, Insta and other media for pics to fap off to.

May also be used as a derogatory term for somone who’s a POS.
My neighbor is a real jack knuckles. He’s always giving himself a wank online.

My uncle is a jack knuckles. I catch him tossing off every time I walk past the den.

Fuck that guy. He’s a jack knuckles.
by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
mugGet the Jack Knuckles mug.

Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
mugGet the Burnt Knuckle mug.

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
by unrealism September 5, 2021
mugGet the Monkey Knuckle mug.

cum knuckles

when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
mugGet the cum knuckles mug.

3-way knuck

When you and 2 of your buddies celebrate a good game of darts, and you do a “3-way knuck”. A fist bump between 3. A rare simultaneous connection of knuckles felt between each individual.
After our game of countdown, we did a 3-way knuck to celebrate the game.
by meechthegreat October 23, 2019
mugGet the 3-way knuck mug.

Tommy Tuff Knuckles

Tommy is a bissness man out of NYC. Getting his start by manufacturing 6.5" chains and cables for construction sights. He's a know friend and colleague of Balboni
You guys work with Tommy Tuff Knuckles out of New York City, don't ya?
by Tommy Tuff Knuckles August 29, 2023
mugGet the Tommy Tuff Knuckles mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email