When masturbating or getting a hand jobthe cum shoots out and falls back down onto the persons knuckles.
by wario December 3, 2008
1) the result of wankin' it in the shower; the jizz runs down your hand, and gets stuck to your knuckles
2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past
2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past
1) Goddammit! I hate when I come to class and still have cum knuckles... should've cleaned those bitches after jackin' it this morning
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."
by buttceth April 27, 2013
Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.
This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
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I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?
Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.
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I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?
Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.
by Slacks.Hoxsie February 17, 2009
by ryangb871 January 20, 2022
by The Green Monkie September 8, 2004
by THE CUM KNUCKLER September 13, 2009
The Ugandan cum knuckle is a sexual act where during sex you ask your partner if they "Know Da' Wae", and if they do not "Know Da' Wae" you punch them in the face with a fist full of CUM.
by Ancient Armadillo September 27, 2018