Crusty Keith

After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)

Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!

Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.

by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011

Alexander Keith

A legendary Canadian beer for legendary Canadian people. One does not come to a party with a six pack of Keiths the usual amount is a 22 pack. This is because the shotgunned two on the ride there.

"Man this party is lame, no one has brought the Alexander Keith yet."

by I'M aN OgRe October 18, 2017

Daniel Keith Rogers

A really dumb British cocky asshole

Damn, Daniel Keith Rogers is such a shoe

That guy is such a Daniel Rogers

by Who Wants A Muffin? December 18, 2018

Alan Keith

the actual bro that can tre flip and stab children

that was a joke he doesnt stab children

the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*

by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019

J Keith Rudd

A whiny ass little shitbird who bitches and moans about everything, one who also likes sex with large black men.

Dude, Billy is acting like a real J Keith Rudd.

by Dixienormous11291 October 21, 2020

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023

To Keith

A verb

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:
When I retire, I just want to Keith around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 2, 2023