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bend-jon

Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
Mum took her dogs for a walk to do a bend-jon.
by David Rowlands July 19, 2006
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Jon Libby

Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.
by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011
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Jon

A little gay homo who likes to hump little kids, and likes to torture everyone he meets
Steven: He is such a Jon
Annika: I know right?!
by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018
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beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
Aim your food at the beat jon.
by khjil April 18, 2005
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Farmer Jon

Farmer Jon was created by the Jon Loves Apple Pie Group Chat. They address Jon Guelas as Farmer Jon
Farmer Jon is picking some fresh apples to make applie pie for the og apple pie lovers
by Kukzerrr November 25, 2018
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Jon's Kiss

When someone who suffers from hemorrhoid inflammation pulls down their pants and gently presses their hemorrhoids onto a person's cheek
Bro 1 "A sprig of rosemary adds great flavor, it's called a chefs kiss."

Bro 2 "If you keep telling me useless cooking information ima give you a Jon's kiss.*
by IGotDaBullets August 8, 2023
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Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015
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