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Jon-normous

n. or adj. Pronunciation: {jon-nawr-muhs}

Much like the word enormous, Jon-normous refers to being larger than life either in size or other realms. Such as: being tall, large in stature or weight, having a large penis, high self-esteem, overly confident, borderline cocky. This word can only be used when referring to a person who has the name Jon or John, or any variation thereof. When named John, it's more appropriate to spell as John-normous.

Person can also be referred to as Big Jon or Big John.
Wow, that guy from last night was definitely Jon-normous! I couldn't believe how good he was!

That guy singing is Jon-normous! He's almost hitting the ceiling!

I'm kind of turned on by how Jon-normous he is. He is so sure of himself.
by Dominoose September 26, 2010
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jon bernthal

A literal heavenly being who can make people pregnant by just looking at them. Perfect combination of jawline and abs 10/10 guy, loved by gays and straights alike
Person 1: Ayo is that Jon Bernthal????
Person 2: Holy shit we’re now pregnant!
Person 1: Woah that’s crazy!
by opinunatedtoothbrush March 8, 2022
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lil jon

A "rapper" if you can call some retarded pathetic nigga that all he does it yell, mainly 3 words in his songs. It is very RARE that you hear his say other words than YEAH, WHAT, and OK in his lyrics. A disgrace to hip hop community.
A:Yo, what's that annoying background noise in this song?
B:Oh, don't mind him, his vocabulary only contains 3 words that are mastered, he's still working on some other few.
by roberto March 12, 2005
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Jon and Kate plus 8

A TLC television show about a couple and their 8 children. It is one of the most watched shows on TLC. The show format is of the two parents recounting a particular day and the trails and tribulations that follow as they raise their children. These interview responses are interruptions to clips from that day. In other words, the most amazing show ever!
A: so what is your favorite show?
B: Jon and Kate plus 8
A: OMG ME TOO
by tlcrepresent December 18, 2008
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jon crapper

by bo ho May 7, 2004
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A Jon Joke

person A: 'says lame joke'
person B: Wow what a Jon joke.
by Bob Googinbladder April 25, 2008
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lil jon

The worst rapper / hype man ever. He is overplayed and can be found on almost any mainstream hip hop track out there. Listen closely and you can at least hear him screaming "HUWHAT" in the background. This fraud gets paid millions of dollars to scream meaningless words like "WHAT", "OKAY", and "YEAAAAAAAH!" on other rappers' songs. He appears most commonly on Ying Yang Twins tracks, who by the way, are some of the worst dirty south rappers.
Expert : lil jon used to be good back in the day of "Let my nuts go" and " "Bia Bia." Now every plastic highschool teen girl thinks he is the epitome of great music. Go listen to some Common, Aesop Rock, or Talib Kweli.
by Ben April 22, 2005
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