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Rocky Johnson

When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness
it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson
by Rocky Johnson October 3, 2016
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Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"
'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'
by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022
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sloppy johnson

when you cover your tally in manwhich and have your girlfriend lick it off.
Caren was so hungry she ate 5 sloppy johnsons for dinner.
by Guy Ball October 4, 2006
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Hum A Johnson

The combination of slobbing on a nob and humming one's favorite tune.
"I hum far too much johnson for my own good."

"I have an idea, how about you hum a johnson!"

"I'm gonna go tame that ass."

"I hooked up with a bitch last night."
"Did she hum your johnson?"
"Naw she gave me that gum job cus she had no teef."
by POISON DART August 25, 2008
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Johnson County Kansas

Johnson County, Kansas, is the wealthiest county in the state of Kansas, and the 31st most wealthy county in the US with a median household income ranging in the mid $60,000s. According to the 2010 US Census, Johnson County had a population of 544,179. Grouped together, Johnson County is the largest population in the state of Kansas.

Three cities in the county ranked among CNN/Money Magazine's Top 100 Places to live, with Overland Park ranking ninth, Olathe 11th, and Shawnee 39th.

The two richest cities in the county are Mission Hills and Leawood. Mission Hills' average median household income was $188,821 in 2007, while Leawood's was just over $117,000.

To the rest of Kansas, Johnson County is known as the snobbiest part of the state. The county has strong republican roots, and is home to many of the wealthiest people in Kansas City. With a 20.6% population increase from 2000-2010, one can imagine the county will only continue to grow in the years to come.

The three items that best symbolize Johnson County would be: George W. Bush, large SUVS, and Polo Ralph Lauren.
Person 1: Hot, rich, republican...
Person 2: She must be from Johnson County Kansas.
by Senobakaj April 10, 2011
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Hobo Johnson

Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.
Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone
by Trashist May 24, 2018
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Johnson County Kansas

The classy, highest scale county in Kansas climbing the top 25 Richest Counties in the country and home to the 4th richest city as judged by the US Census Bureau. Commonly refered to as the OC of the midwest. Otherwise known as the county to get to for selling Girl Scout cookies, candy bars or go trick-or-treating on Halloween. Aside from it's richest reigning in cities like Overland Park, Lenexa or Shawnee Mission. Johnson County also holds a few ordinary middle class burbs such as Roeland Park, Olathe and Desoto.
Sam and Meghann are so lucky to live in Johnson County Kansas. They must've gotten rich after graduation. I mean I don't know which is worse, Sheena and Sal living in Jackson County or us just moving to Wyandotte aka the DOTT!
by legendssoccer85 October 17, 2008
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