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jacked up

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones
by shorty April 8, 2003
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jacked up

Drunk, or not thinking straight due to alcohol. Probably came from the name of the beer, Jack Daniels.
"Don't start stuff when you're all jacked up!" -Country Song
by Englishboy September 25, 2005
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jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen
Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!
by janice May 25, 2004
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Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.
The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."
by Sarah February 16, 2005
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Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.
Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.
by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009
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laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.
(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"
by dubble-dee April 19, 2011
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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