jamstrangledshithouse

extremely lucky - against all odds

I hear Gavin is going out with Carole - the jamstrangledshithouse, what the fuck does he have that I never will?

by CaulkHead July 23, 2003

Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana December 31, 2008

cram jams

a wedgiee haveing your underware or pants up your crack

that bitch gots some nasty ass cram jams!

by Daja February 3, 2006

jayesh mayesh

the worlds biggest crackhead and absolute dumb bitch, he is absolutely not to be messed with though otherwise he will reply with a your mum joke

stop being such a jayesh mayesh!!!

by sexyting123 July 28, 2019

Jams

Jams: the welsh name for james, tend to be sheep lovers with loud personalities and a unsatiable attraction to men. Often found in bars and clubs chatting up women, very sociable with a fondness for alcohol they also tend to be exhibitionists and don't miss a chance to take off their clothes. Jams' make very good, loyal friends who are always there when you need them. Always up for a laugh they're the best kind of guy to play dares with.

Jams do you know that girls name?
Jams do you know that guys name?
Jams i dare you to jump into that river naked!

by paddleduck March 7, 2011

Jamster

a Ringtone Provider that is pretty cool, they helped sir mix-a-lot get on the Billboard Ringtone Chart. There are commercials for them On MTV. See blingtone for more information.

I just ordered the sir-mix-a-lot pick up the phone Bling-ring!

by Rolod March 28, 2005

Jamster

the best ringtone provider ever, with the coolest little dancing frog.

blablablabla blablablabla blablablabla Jamster

by jo-wee July 2, 2006