Jordan

no bitchees

"martin said Jordan got no bitches"

by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022

Jordan

Really nice guy and the perfect boyfriend

Jordan is my perfect guy

by B3LLA-R0S April 4, 2022

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan *female* is the type of girl who’s always the loving never the loved.. but Jordan’s are so gorgeous, perfect body, perfect hair, the best personality. Has many friends but has trust issues. May not have a partner because they’re too good for anyone else. Most likely a little tomboyish because of their name. Jordan’s are perfect :

Bozo: She’s perfect... Me: Yeah she’s definitely a Jordan.

by ~heatwaves ~ March 14, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.

Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!

by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021

Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties

Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."

by IGetTitties June 20, 2023