ivan becera

someone who spends there spare time jacking off to pictures of mr kenedy

hey, i walked in on chris during his ivan becera time.

by ginahani October 07, 2009

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The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 03, 2023

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SERYOGIN IVAN

A bearded midget with enormous desire to lick women's feet. However despite previous fact he shits his pants or gets instant erection if he sees a woman

Hey, look at that SERYOGIN IVAN, he got a boner only by looking at that 67 y.o disabled woman, what a weirdo

by KHyP April 12, 2023

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Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

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Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.

Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.

by 1234ortnite April 09, 2018

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