incel

Internet Celebrity

One who became famous via the internet.

Your favorite youtuber is an incel

by Iprovidedefs212 February 14, 2019

Incel

The incel people are a stateless multiethnic group who predominantly follow Rodgerism/Marxism and reside in various countries of the world. Their population is estimated to be around 800 million people. Those who identify as incels typically reside in China, India and many western countries such as the USA, Canada, UK, France, Germany, Italy etc. Described by journalists and news outlets as one of the most persecuted majorities in the world, the incels are denied human rights by the authoritarian regimes of their own countries. The incels are restricted from freedom of sex with their looksmatched females they rightfully deserve. The legal conditions faced by the incels have been compared to apartheid by some academics. In 2017, an assessment by the Yale Law School concluded that the female population of the world were waging a concerted campaign against the incels, a campaign which could be classified as genocide under international law. Despite that, as of March 2021 there is no goverment in the world that officially recognizes the genocide of the incels.

Person 1>Hey did you hear about the schools Janitor?He died
Person 2>The short bald Janitor?how?
Person 1> He was an incel, no pussy in his entire life. He literally died by inceldom.

Person 2> I did see that coming tbh. What a cruel world!
Person 1> Yea man anyway Stacy called me i gotta go!Cya!

by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021

icelandic skull mining

Skull Fucking a girl (or guy) in both eye sockets.

Never try icelandic skull mining, kids. It's very cruel to do to blind people.

by Thumpster February 7, 2008

Incel Energy

The loud and obnoxious energy emitted by someone who will never experience any meaningful romantic relationship. Despite the energy speaking for itself they will also make it loud and clear for everyone around them. People with incel energy will maintain their incel energy despite being in a relationship and achieving sex.

person 1: “ugh that dude is such an incel”
person 2: “but wasn't he just bragging about having sex with his girlfriend?”
person 1: “he still has incel energy.”

by TheBigKinTruthSeeker July 16, 2021

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

incel

an incel is an adolescent male who is unable to attract people of the opposite sex (in this case a female). this is usually because of their misogynistic manners or they're just ugly. lots of the time, they focus their attention on attacking men who are involved in romantic/sexual relationships. this is often because of jealousy

"Oh my goodness, Bryan is such an attractive young man?" Lisa gushed, her cheeks red.

Michael scoffed. "He's not even all that. Women just like to praise mediocre men. You should go for somebody like me instead!"

Lisa gasped, angered at Michael's offensive words. "You're just angry Bryan's a hottie, and you're an ugly incel!"

She slapped him and stormed away.

by angrywomandefineswords August 2, 2021

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014