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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024
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introc

Hi
Introc no
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instaounce

"hey John did you unfollow me on instaounce?"
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Introduceable

Better than fuckable but less than dateable. Used to describe someone that you can introduce to your friends and some times even family, decently good looking, well-spoken and fits with the moral values of your inner circles
Girl on reddit: how do I look?
comment 1: introduceable but not dateable
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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instaounce

"hey Johnny did you follow me on instaounce"
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introdicktion

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.
Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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