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an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.
by shnarf May 26, 2008
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bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill
Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here
by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
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Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months
How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.
by Flop the beat April 3, 2020
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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
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The Great Commandment

Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
mugGet the The Great Commandmentmug.

The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason
Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
mugGet the The unspoken commandmentsmug.

Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare
Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes
by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020
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