hookahpalooza

Origionaly concieved by the Rochester Chapter of The Order of the Eternal Toke, These are a series of social gatheringings where the attendess enjoy eachother's company and smoke from the sacred hookah. These parties are puncuated by long hours spent in the hookah den, men with no shirts, and the laid back nature of the gathering. It is said if you cant relax during a hookahpalooza, then you need tranquilizers.

"Benny hooked me up with some of the best hookah shit at last weeks hookahpalooza," Jason told Dawn.

by Jason Olson May 8, 2005

hook in my tree

When a guy has a boner.

Guy 1: Damn that girl was hot.
Guy 2: I know, now I've got a hook in my tree.

Girl 1: Look at that guy's pants, he totally has a hook in his tree!
Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know why he decided to wear sweatpants.

by constancenorring July 22, 2011

club hooker

A girl who frequents restaurants, bars and club like establishments. This is a girl who flirts with men for the soul purpose to get drinks bought for her and ALL her friends. This is a smart girl who knows how to work all her ASSets. This type of girl typically has a boyfriend at home with no clue of the "club hooker" he is dating. This girl may actually be loyal but you'd never know by the way she acts in the "club"

Abby is a club hooker!!

by Michael Greco September 27, 2006

hook up

1. recieved a good or service as a favor
2. to make out with someone
3. to have sex with someone

1. Jerry gave me the hook up with those backstage passes.
2. Sandra and I hooked up last night and her adams apple was kinda big
3. Hooking up with Derick last night was the biggest mistake in my life.

by Doctor Crayon December 30, 2003

honky pete

When Dwayne Johnson was asked "if there was a Jumanji league of superheros and The Rock was Black Adam, Karen was Nebula, Jack Black was Nacho Libre, who would Kevin Hart be?" Dwayne The Rock Johnson cam up with the answer Honky Pete.

Google "the adventures of Black Adam & Honky Pete"

Yo you wanna go see The Adventures of Black Adam & Honky Pete?

Hell yeah

by Old Chubbs December 11, 2020

Red Hook

A small, upstate New York town that spreads from Elizaville to the Dutchess County Fair Grounds. The school system is known to be exceptional, but over half the students are usually baked. Recently, $1,000,000 was awarded to the school to purchase exercise equipment such as a full gym, and a rock climbing wall. Usually recognized for their sports, basketball is the most recognized, with soccer and football trailing close behind. Least recognized is the exceptional, state ranked cross country team. There is usually not much to do, except eat at The Historic Diner and Village Pizza III, go to the shitty little skatepark, or go to Bard College and annoy all the college students who are "misunderstood." The town itself has an unusually high population of snowboarders, considering it is a flat, urban-spotless farming community. Has incredibly hot summers, and brutally cold winters, but not more than 3 or 4 feet of snow annually.

"Where should we skate today?"

"I know, we'll go to the shitty little skatepark in Red Hook!"

by burnzkid October 10, 2009

Hooker Boobs

real high, nipples to the sky; used by Nene Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta to describe her boobs after she had them lifted

That girl definitely had a boob job because she has hooker boobs.

by MeredithM November 12, 2010