Heffalump

An obess ogre looking hob-a-long who's only contributions to the team is taken up space, smells like farts and cheese.

Heffalump says she's carrying the team but that's a lie.

by Abbicadabbi July 27, 2017

Heffa

General derogatory word describing women; More precisely,Loud, overweight,and most commonly women of african decent.

Damn son, that heffa finna file for child support.

by Saucemaster3000 March 2, 2009

Hoffskeeter

A typical attractive, gorgeous, pretty, wonderful, spectacular, handsome young man, usually present with the name Adam on birth.

A | a
D | damn right
A | attractive young
M | man

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Typical conversations about this handsome Hoffskeeter;
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Megan Fox: ADAM!!!
Adam: Yes?
Megan Fox: MARRY ME!!!
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Girl 1: Did you hear about that new hot sexy beast that moved into town?
Girl 2: Of course, I'm going to be the first one in bed with him.
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by MyWhaa September 21, 2010

Hoefa

A synonym for the Casting Couch

Dude did you hear we can get anything from her she is on the hoefa

by Stab me July 28, 2019

heffa wanch

Same thing as a heffa whore.. . Pronounced "Heffa- "Wayn"-ch

To insult a female that's both fat and a hoe..

This stupid "Heffa wanch" done pissed me off

Dumb ass "Heffa wanch" ill slap yo ass

by Dutchess Coopette September 23, 2020

Haffa Jaffa

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.

Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.

by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022

Gabe Hoffman

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.

Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".

by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011