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Hell

1. A famous gated retirement resort community for Republican politicians and televangists.
2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "Gehenna" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named Moloch and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute.
If you have to ask the price of admission to Hell, you can't afford to go.
by A. Hick September 7, 2008
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A mythical place used as a futile attempt to give people morals and scare them into acting good.
If you believe that Hell exists, then you must believe that God is a cruel, merciless, prick.
by gothkid207 May 4, 2008
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Where bad people go when they die.
by Cobainime February 17, 2004
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Too many essays too little time!!! we are not super humans people!! This is hell!!
by Caroline.t June 1, 2011
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Don't get caught up with your past (put aside shadowed times). Have a hell (heaven everlasting life living) of a finish!
by Denebt June 18, 2011
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A place that was firmly believed until the 18th century.

Contains the devil and an assortium of other lovely critters that are easy to translate to 32bit images on computer games.
I died and went to hell.

I died in hell after meeting that b****** diablo.
by D.iode May 31, 2003
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An awful place where the odor is like old boots from a construction guy and where they make you listen the worsest violon player you'll ever see...
OMFG I GOT IN HELL !!
Uh Oh... (the violon players starts to play)
OH NOOOOO PLEASE STOP IT FAGGOT
by Renaud September 22, 2005
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