heinemann

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him

That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids

by fukniglets September 13, 2017

Heinz

Another name for a mongrel dog.

what breed is your dog?
It a heinz, 57 different varieties!

by boi means dyke October 3, 2003

heinz

To "catch up" to someone or something.

Shit, he just heinzed your ass in Mario Kart!

by Sam Laughlin February 12, 2004

Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

by nonoyawns January 19, 2005

hebing

A non-jew acting like a jew. A person in the act of being a cheap or trying to scam someone.

My brother is hebing now that he spent all that money at the strip club.

by Cheif Gary March 1, 2009

HeinousDude

Twin. Older by two minutes. He claims his penis well exceeds 11". Which i do not deny, for we are twins, the similarities are unparralled! And we also caused the chaotic destruction of Cambodia with our bare hands! well he had vulcans, it was still impressive..

oh and he has well surpassed my post count

heinous puts his left arm, puts his left arm out.. we puts his left arm in and he shakes it all about..

by jarsey November 8, 2003

Heinous

although the formal definition is used to describe something wicked or evil, it is now the hip word to describe something abnormally weird, yet funny at the same time.

noun: heinousocity (nickname: ocity)

Hhahahah look at her doing that nerdy dance! It's the most heinous thing I've ever seen!

"Omg, the things he was doing were so excrutiatingly heinous, I just wanted to punch him!" She exclaimed in hysteric laughter.

You are such a heinousocity!!!

Woooow what an ocity!!

by Fee103 February 21, 2011