hattery

Derived from hate, battery.

Hattery describes the life of an electronic device; a cell phone in particular. Due to incredibly inconvenient times of failure and the apparent constant need to be recharged, the word 'battery' is quite the overstatement pertaining to the power source of these frustrating devices.

You : Hey, can I borrow your cell phone to make a quick call?
Me : Sorry, but no. Fucking hattery died, of course.

by fauxnature July 1, 2008

hatters

Someone who doesn't have a life so they hate on u to make it seem like they have one.

I don't like hatters because they think they r all that.

by Ariel thompson November 28, 2007

Hattie

A mad hatter with purple Doc martins and pink duffel coat. Also commonly know as splat.

Wow see that girl with the boots and duffel coat, she is such a hattie

by Shibby September 25, 2003

Mad hatter

In this situation, a man would be in the process of getting head from his Partner, while he is standing and she is on her knees. Right before ejaculation the man would pull out, cum in her eyes, sit on top of her head and drop a deuce.

Last night I picked up this ho at the club and when she was giving me head I pulled off a mad hatter.

by 1TRUTH April 4, 2008

hetty

*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.

Reiss: Look at her!
Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!

by Hetty! April 19, 2005

Hatt

Slang for "hot". Sexy, attractive, totally doable.
- A code used to call someone sexy without everybody knowing.
- Pronounced like "Hat".

Jake: "Dang, that girl is hatt."

Stu: "So hatt."

Jake: "Straight hattness."

by El Christo August 14, 2009

Hatter

1.A Tripper, some one who trips out while high.

2. Someone who is mad (crazy) drinkin chi

Person One: I wanna go home this high is too much.
Second Person:Dawg, stop being a Hatter.

Alice sat with a Hatter in Wonderland.

by LucySkyDiamondsHigh June 19, 2011