happiness

Life's greatest illusion.

Unless you play world of warcraft

guy 1: I don't have money and thus I have no happiness :(

guy 2: Here have a snickers.. I mean world of warcraft

guy 1: thanks wow I feel great

by gimme the money May 15, 2017

happiness

Nonexistance

I have lost all hope and happiness, I don't want to live anymore

by Gasblaster67 June 26, 2017

happiness

a word that is, in French, a homophone to 'boner'(spelled 'bonheur' in French), and therefore used as such by high school students with issues.

Men are happy when they have a 'happiness'.

A 'happiness' makes men happy.

by CharlatanC March 31, 2009

double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011

2nd hapiness

the feeling you get when your falling down drunk....

man 1- "Hey. What did you do last night?"
man 2- "Oh man! I went to the bar and enjoyed 2nd Happiness!"

by Chazzard the Hazzard June 24, 2005

headiness

Headiness was first used in the long forgotten burroughs of western Antarctica where a group of delusional linguists were exiled after the great schism known today simply as Lingua Terminato. After the seventeenth century revolt, the purveyors of proper English beat the group known solely as the Blah Blahs, in a hard fought battle on the open plains of interpretative language. The Blah Blahs fought long and hard to maintain the ability to make up retarded words and use them in everyday language in hopes that the dotterels of society would hear these words used on t.v., believe they were actual words, and proceed to propagate their words amongst the uneducated and neurologically challenged. Then after years of constant build-up, this language would be used as secret code in order to overthrow the nations of proper English, the strategy being that their battle plans would be undecipherable to those of normal intelligence. After coming into power they would then build a society on the foundation of ignorance and live in perceived bliss for their remaining days.

I use the word headiness, so it is obvious I have no frontal lobes.

by ryan February 3, 2005

Harliness

Harliness is a synonym describing someone who is beyond beautiful, infact to be exact, 1,000,000 levels above beauty.
Harliness is originally from the word harley, used to describe someone who is also 1,000,000 levels above beauty.
the origins of Halriness is directly taken for a beyond beautiful girl called Harley, hence the name

She is so Harley, I wish I had that Harliness
Damn, that girls has Harliness
He only likes girls who are very Harley

by yeyemm December 20, 2020