ban-happy

A forum moderator that bans people for unfounded reasons.

That mod is ban-happy

by EvilWall November 2, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

happy harry

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face

last night i gave my partner a happy harry

by who cares June 18, 2006

happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

by The Chort June 11, 2004

Happy

How you make me feel.

Words cannot describe how happy you make me feel.

by Karma19 September 24, 2009

fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017