bitchyfied Hank 

A male that makes a bitch move and looses all respect, no longer owns his balls

This nigga playing on my phone, he's such a "bitchyfied Hank".

bitchyfied Hank by J. GuCCi August 5, 2009

spankin' hank 

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

spankin' hank by PROakes November 21, 2015

smooth hank 

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

smooth hank by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

c'Hank

The bruno's family dog

C'Hank is the nicest yanga.

c'Hank by lbruno25 March 7, 2019

pappy hank 

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.

pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people

pappy hank by chrimpo January 12, 2021

Clean-Hank 

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

Clean-Hank by rhyparography July 16, 2021

Tight Hank Hill Ass 

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

Tight Hank Hill Ass by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022