California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

by Lefty38 December 3, 2013

Steven handis

Vip manager.

No one really knows what he does, but when someone buys a table, it’s from the works of a Steven handis.

by Anonimonipoo July 22, 2023

Handy Andy

Handyman work done by the “I know a guy, guy.” When they failed trade school but still try to excel in a trade. The building code book is a coaster to hold their beer.

We’re going to have to revisit that electrical quote. We opened the walls to see Handy Andy has been here.

by Triple-t-man January 26, 2025

Handy Dandy 3000

The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.

Man, my girl gave me the handy dandy 3000 last night.

by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021

Golden Handy

A very good handjob.

It can also refer to a highly embellished handjob or one that is held in high regard by the person the person giving the handjob.

I’m telling you, she is unreal with her technique. Absolute Golden Handy!

by RobertSteele May 20, 2025

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016